Things.

To the dumbasses who think Yahoo are changing Tumblr.

You know those Twitter screenshots you’re shitting blood out of your asses about? Well, how about you go read Yahoo’s Twitter? If you did that, you’d realize that those screenshot’s that you’re reblogging and getting so worked up about are -FAKES-. Really, take the time and do your research, it’s fake. Yahoo just blew over a billion for Tumblr, do you think that they’re going to ruin the recipe for success? Sure, they might tweak some things, but they sure as hell aren’t going to remove its strong points and they surely aren’t going to impose a bunch of filtering. Think about it 1.1 billion up in flames or leave it as it has been succeeding? Think about it.

While digging through things today, I come across this. Does anyone else remember this magical duo?

While digging through things today, I come across this. Does anyone else remember this magical duo?

My little brother lived with me for a while here in Detroit, but then he moved away.

My little brother lived with me for a while here in Detroit, but then he moved away.

So last night in front of my house there was a little action. Mexican gang members, pump shotguns, arrests, etc.

Check it out. It isn’t too eventful, but it has guns and arrests.

And this is the last of the I put a fruit protector net thing on Foot-Foot’s head series.

And this is the last of the I put a fruit protector net thing on Foot-Foot’s head series.

Malenkaya Babushka Foot-Foot

Malenkaya Babushka Foot-Foot

When I put this on her head, she just FROZE. Didn’t move a bit, just completely froze up. 

When I put this on her head, she just FROZE. Didn’t move a bit, just completely froze up. 

How to make a giant 6 ft x 4 ft poster - Screenshot from Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
I just turned this into a massive 4 ft x 6 ft poster. To turn this into a pretty cheap, pretty sweet looking masterpiece, you’re going to be taking 144 small slices of this picture and assembling it back into the giant image pictured above and fastening it together on the back with tape. It’s pretty straight forward and simple.
1. Download the ZIP of picture slices here: http://www.mediafire.com/?ixynmsfmi2pyv6m
2. Extract the folder “salo poster slices,” onto some sort of removable media such as a flash drive, SD card, CF Card, etc.If you don’t have some sort of removable media, you can use an online service to send the prints electronically on the respected store’s website in the next step.
3. Go to your choice of photo center, IE: Wal-Mart, CVS, Rite-Aid, Walgreens, etc. and print all 145 images that will be found inside of the “salo poster slices,” folder that you extracted onto your removable media. One of those slices will be of the assembled image, the rest are practically puzzle pieces.
4. Hopefully your images printed in order, if they didn’t, prepare to put together a big puzzle. To help you out your final product should be 12 pieces across and 12 pieces down. Now put it together on a flat surface.
5. Ok, now for the somewhat tricky part. You don’t want to mess this part up. What we’re going to be doing is flipping the image over without messing up its order. So imagine the mass of prints before you as one assembled image and flipping it from its current face up position to a face down position. Now do that, but row by row and piece by piece. Take your time, don’t rush or else you’ll probably end up with an incorrectly flipped tile or two.
6. Tape it all together! Make sure every piece fits snug and evenly prior to taping it down. Make sure each intersection that you fasten down is FLAT. This will be a huge headache for you if you don’t make it 100% flat and perfectly aligned.
7. Hang it up! You can hang it up like this or buy some wood and make yourself a frame, it’s your call. Get creative.
-Matt

How to make a giant 6 ft x 4 ft poster - Screenshot from Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

I just turned this into a massive 4 ft x 6 ft poster. To turn this into a pretty cheap, pretty sweet looking masterpiece, you’re going to be taking 144 small slices of this picture and assembling it back into the giant image pictured above and fastening it together on the back with tape. It’s pretty straight forward and simple.

1. Download the ZIP of picture slices here: http://www.mediafire.com/?ixynmsfmi2pyv6m

2. Extract the folder “salo poster slices,” onto some sort of removable media such as a flash drive, SD card, CF Card, etc.If you don’t have some sort of removable media, you can use an online service to send the prints electronically on the respected store’s website in the next step.

3. Go to your choice of photo center, IE: Wal-Mart, CVS, Rite-Aid, Walgreens, etc. and print all 145 images that will be found inside of the “salo poster slices,” folder that you extracted onto your removable media. One of those slices will be of the assembled image, the rest are practically puzzle pieces.

4. Hopefully your images printed in order, if they didn’t, prepare to put together a big puzzle. To help you out your final product should be 12 pieces across and 12 pieces down. Now put it together on a flat surface.

5. Ok, now for the somewhat tricky part. You don’t want to mess this part up. What we’re going to be doing is flipping the image over without messing up its order. So imagine the mass of prints before you as one assembled image and flipping it from its current face up position to a face down position. Now do that, but row by row and piece by piece. Take your time, don’t rush or else you’ll probably end up with an incorrectly flipped tile or two.

6. Tape it all together! Make sure every piece fits snug and evenly prior to taping it down. Make sure each intersection that you fasten down is FLAT. This will be a huge headache for you if you don’t make it 100% flat and perfectly aligned.

7. Hang it up! You can hang it up like this or buy some wood and make yourself a frame, it’s your call. Get creative.

-Matt

So uhh, the other day I poke my head out of the window to see what all the commotion was about. LO AND BEHOLD! Jesus was getting whipped by a bunch of Mexican Catholics on my street while dragging a cross. Good Friday y’all.

asker

Anonymous asked: can i also use the xanax pic as my profile picture hehehe

Why yes, of course you can. This is the internet, steal away! How kind of you to ask, though.

Just made an equality profile picture for all of my Eastern KY people. Miss yuns.

Just made an equality profile picture for all of my Eastern KY people. Miss yuns.

SUR 13 RING LEADER WAS UP IN MY HOUSE LAST NITE YO. 

SUR 13 RING LEADER WAS UP IN MY HOUSE LAST NITE YO. 

Best GIF ever. It reminds me of my dad sooooo bad.

Best GIF ever. It reminds me of my dad sooooo bad.

upus:

by Ruth Erdt

Definitely making a poster out of this. 

upus:

by Ruth Erdt

Definitely making a poster out of this. 

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AURYN!!!

AURYN!!!

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